This just in!

Puffy has tapeworms. Gross. They wiggle like happy little rice waving in a sea of feces. Almost albino macaroni like. Just thought I would share that visual with everyone. T-T

Banana Phone

I do like Keanu Reeves- but sometimes his "airhead" attributes just shine through- and this image pretty much sums it up.

.::TRAUMATIZED::.

This weekend Chris and I went up to St. Johns to paint our future bedroom and bathroom. Pictures to come soon.

Weak of will turn away.

So right before we left St. Johns at nearly midnight we come upstairs from the basement gaming room to hear Chris and Catherine listening for some kind of disturbance outside. Sure enough they heard a chicken attack! So we head outside to find the poor helpless victim... Sure enough we find one and then another one! Crazy! We go over to the one- neck snapped- no punctures- no blood. We scurry over to the other hen and like same thing- but wait! This one was still breathing and blinking at us... so we turn her over to see if she is going to make it. She sits up- but still cannot raise her head. Her neck was broken but still alive and able to move- Sadly I had to watch her get shot directly in the head to be euthanized... which she then flipped on her back and writhed around for a minute and unfortunately had to be shot again because she obviously was still very alive T-T ZOMG.

Craziness eh? So we think it is a wild dog since they are obviously not killing to eat= just for fun. Either way we're going shoot whatever the bastard thing is! So sadly to say they are only down to one hen now...everyone else has been eaten or killed mercilessly.

Other than that- just work this upcoming week and moving stuff to St. Johns with every trip up there we make.

Kites with Carolyn

Thought I would post some photos of Carolyn's visit on Father's Day- Kite extravaganza! The kites were crazy big and weird shaped but totally easy to fly- I was impressed I didn't have to run like crazy to get the kite in the air- you pretty much just drop it to the ground and it does all the work.
Enjoy:




Chris and Carolyn posing for Vanity Fair.




Carolyn working it. Chris eyeing the goods.

A view of Spring

I thought I would post some photos that Chris and I took right here at our APT!
Enjoy.





Chris having fun with the cows.



Cows are so intelligent.

HOLY CRAP!

Weezer's new video- holy insane viral videos and e-lebrities! I can't believe Weezer tracked down all those people just to be in their video. Amaing- check it out!

Weezer "Pork and Beans"

Torren and mom will prolly know the most- sorry to everyone else!


"These shoes are 300 fucking dollars- Let's get em!"

Bros before Hoes

I thought this was worth at least a little laugh.

T-T

Well bad news- I didn't get the job I applied so hard for- but that's ok- it just gives me more motivation to move on from my current company onto better things. Of course they gave it to the person who worked there 4 months before everyone- so I guess seniority rules over creativity. Don't worry though I'll keep an eye out for my designs and if I see them, I will sue the company for everything they have.

I mean everything.


On a better note= I just got back from visiting Ohio this weekend. Which was fun- moving is getting close so I am looking forward to not living in this crap hole anymore. Not to mention I sold my couch at Beth's garage sale! W00T!

As for me- a much needed nap is in the works- so 80's dancing Humpty and I are off to snoozeland.